Ugly People

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish
because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when

God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY !

Well, I Am Glad I Don't Fit In Anymore...

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Work It Out.

So I quickly left the new job I had taken because it REALLY wasn't for me.
So who has some work for me.

Must be in NYC, creative, dealing with people, minimal phone if possible(I am better face to face).

Blah, blah, blah...

I will try and start writing more creative posts since I have the free time.

Enough With the Megarich....

what about the real, well the somewhat real, people who live in the area? All I hear is that these celebs aren't at these homes now but what about the real people who have to live there every day and are being evacuated?

Scary and sad at the same time.

Strokes Are Gone, But Not Forgotten.

Had a good time with my guys when they came to town this past weekend.
They sold their calendars, roamed the streets of Chelsea, Hell's Kitchen and the West Village.
Just what all visiting gay boys need to do when they come to NYC.

For all of you who I pestered into buying a calendar; Thank you very much.

For those of you who didn't; YOUR CHEAP.

Kisses.

Men of Strokes Calendar Info

Sorry I totally blanked on leaving their website and I am only creating this new posting because I know some people only read the new postings, but I have also updated the previous post.

Men of Strokes Calendar Website

A Little Ditty For Your Day.

My friend Richard sends me stories often that he thinks I might find interesting. Today he sent me this little gem that I liked because it fit me and many of my friends so well.

Gay Flight Attendant

Our flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood
as he served food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and told the passengers that "Captain
Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
if you could just put your trays up, that would be
super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't
moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big brute engines but I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called
a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

Shirtless Pics

Seems everyone today was shirtless so I will not post anymore shirtless pictures today, unless people reading this happen to send me some personal shots.

So lets see who has the guts.

I doubt anyone will, and of course I will possibly edit down, but the dare is out there.

Best Shirtless Picture of the Day.

Looks like Henry(Christopher Gorham) on Ugly Betty will be showing some skin during next week's episode.

Now I have had a crush on him since Popular and Jake 2.0 so to all of you who think you found something on Ugly Betty; I have way, way ahead of you.

Stroke, Stroke, Stroke

Get stroked in person:
10/20 - New York City (Chelsea)
Rainbows Bookstore 12-3 p.m.

10/20 - New York City (Chelsea)
Gym Sports Bar 5-9 p.m.

Men of Strokes Calendar Website

I should really have posted this before but my friend Michael Z. and members of his rowing team from the DC Strokes are headed to NYC this weekend to promote their 2008 calendar.

Should be a great time and a real pleasure to meet these guys as they do two meet and greets in Chelsea.

I can imagine that GYM Bar will be packed, especially since it is also during the Saturday volleyball day and that is where we all end up between 5-9pm.

Come say hi, get a look, take a photo with a Stroker and then BUY THE CALENDAR.

See you there..

I Couldn't Resist

So this morning as I go through my usual blogs to do a little catching up (Towleroad, Kenneth in the 212, OhLALA and After Elton) I noticed everyone seemed to be talking about this stunt that Improv Everywhere did at the A&F Flagship store on 56th Street and 5th Avenue)

Improv Everywhere had 100 men show up in Central Park, strip off their shirts and go shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch. All was fine I guess until management asked them to leave 15 minutes later.

From what I can see they might have asked some of the guys to stay for employment positions because as we all know Abercrombie has the shirtless guy meeting you at the entrance and just tons and tons of pictures of shirtless men throughout the store.

Check out the video and here are some members who have more pictures on their flickr accounts: Brian, Chad, Ari and Kate.

The One Picture from PITT.

So being without a real camera it isn't as much fun to take pics but I did take this shot outside the Doubletree hotel we stayed in.

And I have to say when did Doubletree become so upscale. That hotel was hot. Plus a major health club that we had access to and a killer very deep(10ft) pool.

Will write more about it in next post.

Chris
http://Saintly71.blogspot.com

PITT Here I Come

Hey all, sorry for the delay in posting but headed to Pittsburgh this weekend for a volleyball tournament.
Should be fun and if I can find an open wifi connection I will be posting some mobile pics to the blog.
Be good, have a good weekend and wish us luck. WE WILL NEED IT.

Still Makes me Smile.

Been going through some old posts and feeling nostalgic and ran across this video that made me laugh and smile in early 2005 and it still does.
Plus he is so cute.

glumbert - Dance, White Boy, Dance

Late Night; Last Night

Okay, so at 2am in the morning, on the streets of Manhattan while I am a few blocks from home at a gyro stand, that post seemed cute and funny and a bit full of myself.

But then again I have not gotten any comments saying anything to the contrary so I will run with it and hold my head high and be sexy all weekend. Long, long since I washed off that stamp from last night.

Weekend weather in NYC should be great.

Looking forward to being out later today,tomorrow for some of the Gay Superbowl downtown, then coaching my volleyball guys to, hopefully, an other win.

Sunday will be my day to really get out with friends and enjoy our last bits of summer.

Hope your weekend will be as good as I hope mine is.

That Says It All.

And it has returned....

The "I Ran" SNL video is back up, go check it out before it pulled again.

Gone.

So someone must have complained and as we know, if someone complains Youtube will take down the video.
I will see if I can find it someplace else but it was funny. I hope some of you were able to see it while it was still posted.
Adam Levine looked SO good.

SNL Does it Again....

So Andy Samberg is at it again, this time with Fred Armisen.
You can also check out hottie Adam Levine from Maroon 5 doing backup/harmony.
How long before this is banned in Iran?
I loved it.
I am going to watch it again right now.
Enjoy.