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Mean, But Funny

Found these answers to some regular pick up lines today. I could never use them but I know of a few people who might have the balls to. They just made me laugh.

Q: Haven't we met before?
A: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic...
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Q: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
A: Yes. Thats why I don't go there anymore...
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Q: Is this seat empty?
A: Yes. And this one will be too if you sit down...
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Q: D'yu wanna go back to my place?
A: Not sure. Would we both fit under one rock?...
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Q: Your place or mine?
A: Both. You got yours and I'll go to mine...
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Q: Can I call you? What's your number?
A: It's in the phone book...
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Q: Hey, sexy, what's your sign?
A: Do Not Enter...

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Dop T said…
I will have NO trouble using these. THanks for the tips.
9:47 AM
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