April 23, 2011 People of obese stature: mu seat on the flight is not there to help u left ur ass out of ur seat. Use ur arm rest to lift that ton of meat. Read more
April 19, 2011 My DVR cut out with 21min left in the #Glee episode. Darn you Verizon. Last I saw was Mike Chan dancing (yawn). Read more
April 15, 2011 WOW, talk about a mood swing. All the sudden I am in the pissiest mood and on my way to dinner party. Sorry people. Read more
April 09, 2011 On a train to some god forsaken place in NJ and some big ass girl is, and you know it, planning on taking on her phone the while way. Read more
Painting the bedroom today... April 06, 2011 Supplies are bought and I just finished breakfast. Who is up for helping me tape? Read more
April 04, 2011 I saw Thor standing on the corner of 46th & 9th yesterday.Took me this long to figure it out. Nurse Jackie's Thor, not Marvel comics Thor. Read more