I can see @absolute_pablito across the bar.

Wait, Mario Lopez wrote a children's book? Someone get me a sketch pad and some crayons, I guess I can write a series books.

Oprah, why didn't Gail get a nice gold microphone for the Texas Fair Show? I guess it wouldn't have matched her outfit like it did yours.

If you never got around to seeing MILK then tonight is your lucky night. HBO @ 8pm. I am recording it now.

A big ass piece off BBQ chicken in ur left hand feeding urself as u try to drive to the Lincoln tunnel. Pretty.

BS Detector

Can I sit in for Andy Cohen one night and ask the Housewives of Atlanta the questions we all want to ask?

Such as:
Who pays your bills really?
If you have a house just sitting empty for 10 years; why can't u go in the door?
How much do you get paid per episode?

I guess I should work on my list but I doubt they would let me ask more than one question. Maybe I just email in a bunch of questions and see what happens.

I feel as if they have a disclaimer ala "V": Don't ask any questions that would paint us in a negative light.

Just Because It Is Jake

All the photos over at Just Jared.